Stale Treats

The Loft (2014)

16/02/2016 19:10
There are films out there that you know you are going to hate even before they have been released. Perhaps the title is a little garish or the premise is a bit shite. Maybe the cast who populate the film are just goddamn awful or maybe you have heard all the terrible things about the movie and it...

10 Years (2011)

25/01/2016 12:21
"I love your obsessions;"    A friend uttered to me as we pounded the streets of London exploring the inner streets of the city on a mild January day.    "You just really passionately go for something"    Said another as I was sandwiched between the pair, pleasantly...

Cinderella (2015)

04/01/2016 21:10
Disney are on a roll with taking their classic animations and turning them into live action reboots. With the announcing coming in, it seems are hand-drawn favourites are going to be replaced by living people and computer animation and we’re already a little tired of it all. While Maleficent may be...

Blood Rage

24/11/2015 15:05
There are a lot of films revolving around twins, especially a lot of horror movies because, let’s face it, twins are fucking creepy as hell. The Shining, Sisters, Basket Case, and Dead Ringers are all a prime example of how to do it well - using the folie a deux shared by two people that has...

The Last Witch Hunter

17/11/2015 00:12
There needs to be a better appreciation for crap movies, I reckon. Too often we expect far too much from our movies that we don’t give them a chance to breathe; suffocating the creation with our neediness to pump out lucrativeness that satisfies us right to our very loins. To be fair to ourselves,...
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